Skulking Behind the Bushes

Image via Wikipedia So, I just gotta say that it's kind of humiliating to sneak out of my office, make sure nobody is looking out the window as I dart across the parking lot, and duck behind the bushes to make phone calls on my cell phone to my favorite creditors.

I work in cube-ville. The conference room is a fishbowl, literally in the center of everybody's desks. A few windowless rooms are available, but they adjoin my boss's office and the walls are thin.

So skulk I must. It's comical. It stinks.